Sure, I'll Trap A Mouse With You On Our First Date
But that doesn't mean I don't have standards, bruh.
I very briefly dated a man who took me on a trip to Lowes for a mouse trap on our first date, and that’s not the part of that short-lived connection that made me cringe.
Honestly, that part was great! Great story, at least.
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